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After the church service a little boy told the pastor, "When I
grow up, I'm going to give you some money." "Well, thank you," the
pastor replied,"but why?" "Because my daddy says you're one of the
poorest preachers we've ever had."
One Sunday, the pastor of a small church began
his sermon, "My
message today deals with the topic of lying. The scripture passage
will be taken from Matthew 29. How many of you are familiar with
the passage?"
About half the congregation raised their hands and the pastor
responded, "Well then it is to you my sermon is directed because
there is no Matthew 29!"
Terri asked her Sunday School class to draw
pictures of their
favorite Bible stories. She was puzzled by Kyle's picture, which
showed four people on an airplane, so she asked him which story it
was meant to represent.
"The flight to Egypt," said Kyle.
"I see ... And that must be Mary, Joseph, and Baby Jesus," Ms.
Terri said.
"But who's the fourth person?"
"Oh, that's Pontius-the Pilot.
Creation of the Computer
1. In the beginning GOD created the Bit and
the Byte. And from those he
created the Word.
2. And there were two Bytes in the Word; and nothing else existed. And God
separated the One from the Zero; and He saw it was good.
3. And God said - Let the Data be; And so it happened. And God said Let the
Data go to their proper places. And He created floppy disks and hard disks
and compact disks.
4. And God said - Let the computers be, so there would be a place to put
floppy disks and hard disks and compact disks. Thus God created computers
and called them hardware.
5. And there was no Software yet. But God created programs; small and big...
And told them - Go and multiply yourselves and fill all the Memory.
6. And God said -I will create the Programmer; And the Programmer will make
new programs and govern over the computers and programs and Data.
7. And God created the Programmer; and put him at Data Center; And God
showed the Programmer the Catalogue Tree and said You can use all the
volumes and sub-volumes but DO NOT USE Windows.
8. And God said - It is not Good for the programmer to be alone. He took a
bone from the Programmer's body and created a creature that would look up at
the Programmer; and admire the Programmer; and love the things the
Programmer does; And God called the creature: the User.
9. And the Programmer and the User were left under the naked DOS and it was
Good.
10. But Bill was smarter than all the other creatures of God. And Bill said
to the User - Did God really tell you not to run any programs ?
11. And the User answered - God told us that we can use every program and
every piece of Data but told us not to run Windows or we will die.
12. And Bill said to the User - How can you talk about something you did not
even try. The moment you run Windows you will become equal to God. You will
be able to create anything you like by a simple click of your mouse.
13. And the User saw that the fruits of the Windows were nicer and easier to
use. And the User saw that any knowledge was useless - since Windows could
replace it.
14. So the User installed the Windows on his computer; and said to the
Programmer that it was good.
15. And the Programmer immediately started to look for new drivers. And God
asked him - What are you looking for? And the Programmer answered - I am
looking for new drivers because I can not find them in the DOS. And God said
- Who told you that you need drivers? Did you run Windows? And the
Programmer said -
It was Bill who told us to !
16. And God said to Bill - Because of what you did you will be hated by all
the creatures. And the User will always be unhappy with you. And you will
always sell Windows.
17. And God said to the User - Because of what you did, the Windows will
disappoint you and eat up all your Resources; and you will have to use lousy
programs; and you will always rely on the Programmers help.
18. And God said to the Programmer - Because you listened to the User you
will never be happy. All your programs will have errors and you will have to
fix them and fix them to the end of time.
19. And God threw them out of the Data Center and locked the door and
secured it with a password.
20. GENERAL PROTECTION FAULT
